The Dummies Finish in the Primary with the Bennie Vann Auntie Jam, Dumpster Dancing Don McGuirk and the Eight Magazine Jerk Berzerk.

Karate, Stripping and Theft Lead to Arrest of Woman and Her Son at Walmart; Family Dog Let off With a Warning, then Most Likely Euthanized
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Hero’s House Burned to the Ground by Never Happy Girlfriend who was Sidelined During Three-Way
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Moron Killed by Wife for Not Realizing Porn is Free on the Internet
https://people.com/crime/woman-convicted-shot-husband-over-pornography-channel/
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