This Episode the Dummies have a raging Semi-Centennial for you, putting the Top Down on Pool Float Froth Felons, Cutlass Supreme Cream, and Aneurysm Annie and the Backseat Bed Pans.
This Week, The Dummies Make it Snow with Trampoline Tramps, PornHub Politicians, and Bubblicious Dong Docking.
Finally a Politician Who Takes Public Outreach Seriously
The Aladdin Porn Parody that has Walt Disney Masturbating in his Grave
Marvel Has Found Itself a New Hero…and his name is Frank Reynolds
This Week, the Dummies Play a Shell Game with Limb Lopping Leg Farmers, Scout Leaders and Wiener Beaters, and Hand Shake Shart Shows.
The Dummies Butt Dial Aunt Peggy about Prom Kings and Porn Queens, Racist Spelling Bee Champs, and Mushroom Tips for the Recently Deceased.
The Coolest High School Ever
Buy a Vampire Facial, get HIV for Free!
Mushroom Tips for the Recently Deceased
Florida Gang Proves that you Can’t Spell ‘Racist Dumbass’ Without M-E-T-H
The Dummies Finish in the Primary with the Bennie Vann Auntie Jam, Dumpster Dancing Don McGuirk and the Eight Magazine Jerk Berzerk.
Karate, Stripping and Theft Lead to Arrest of Woman and Her Son at Walmart; Family Dog Let off With a Warning, then Most Likely Euthanized
Hero’s House Burned to the Ground by Never Happy Girlfriend who was Sidelined During Three-Way
Moron Killed by Wife for Not Realizing Porn is Free on the Internet
This week, the Dummies go Balls Deep on Ikea Stools, Toilet Tasting Snapchat Sweeties, and Power Washing Porno Parents.
THIS WEEKS DUMB SH*T
Man sues parents over his massive pornography collection
This Poor Man Accidentally Got His Balls Trapped in an IKEA Stool
Girl Gets Back at Overbearing Dad by Licking Airplane Toilet Seat on SnapChat
The Dummies look over their shoulders at Astronomers Named Zane, Puppy Pounding Perverts, and Fast Flying Karate Crickets.