This week, the Dummies go Balls Deep on Ikea Stools, Toilet Tasting Snapchat Sweeties, and Power Washing Porno Parents.
The Dummies look over their shoulders at Astronomers Named Zane, Puppy Pounding Perverts, and Fast Flying Karate Crickets.
THIS WEEKS DUMB SH*T
Drunk Man Sexually Assaults Fiance’s Dog ‘Out of Anger’
Florida Man Stabbed His Father, Hit Mother With Mug Because His Pork Chop Was ‘Too Acidic’
Florida Man Tries to Start Naked Fight Club at Chic-Fil-A
The Dummies Get Into The “Thick” Of It With The Grooming Habits Of 1/2 Faced French Men, Colin Farrel’s Jumbo Dumbo, And Hunt For All The Dicks In Austin.
The Dummies Ask Jeeves About Tiny Coffins, Infected Sacks And Heart Attacks, Plus Special Guest TPC.. Yeah You Know Me.
The Dummies Are Czeching Out Girthy Peters, Toothless Beer Wenches, And Downward Dog Yoga Stenches.
The Dummies Have An A-Hole Ripping Good Time Wicked Asian Butt-hole Gazin’, Mix Matched Mush Mouths, and Turning Down Grande Handies.
The Dummies Go Reverse Cowboy on Chewed Up Old Milk Knockers, Hairy Chested Grannies, and Full On Armenian Salsa Sacks.