EPISODE 47

The Dummies Butt Dial Aunt Peggy about Prom Kings and Porn Queens, Racist Spelling Bee Champs, and Mushroom Tips for the Recently Deceased.

DUMB SH*T

The Coolest High School Ever

https://apple.news/AOcFz1JhfQ6KfPM5P5OFX3w

Buy a Vampire Facial, get HIV for Free!

https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/04/30/health/vampire-facial-hiv-cases-new-mexico-bn/index.html

Mushroom Tips for the Recently Deceased

https://apple.news/A_O8oUlltRv6hX1zOKI_N9w

Florida Gang Proves that you Can’t Spell ‘Racist Dumbass’ Without M-E-T-H

https://apple.news/AGwrwEGxvS6igM2Qv10SB9w

Episode 46

The Dummies Finish in the Primary with the Bennie Vann Auntie Jam, Dumpster Dancing Don McGuirk and the Eight Magazine Jerk Berzerk.

Karate, Stripping and Theft Lead to Arrest of Woman and Her Son at Walmart; Family Dog Let off With a Warning, then Most Likely Euthanized

https://apple.news/AzXCsZ5aSRT-MCJZDJ1h_3Q

Hero’s House Burned to the Ground by Never Happy Girlfriend who was Sidelined During Three-Way

https://apple.news/AdKm2ROBeRXW6GAN-pqTWXw

Moron Killed by Wife for Not Realizing Porn is Free on the Internet

https://people.com/crime/woman-convicted-shot-husband-over-pornography-channel/

Episode 45

This week, the Dummies go Balls Deep on Ikea Stools, Toilet Tasting Snapchat Sweeties, and Power Washing Porno Parents.

THIS WEEKS DUMB SH*T

Man sues parents over his massive pornography collection

https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-sues-parents-after-they-destroy-his-pornography-collection


This Poor Man Accidentally Got His Balls Trapped in an IKEA Stool

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/poor-man-accidentally-got-balls-142800760.html

Girl Gets Back at Overbearing Dad by Licking Airplane Toilet Seat on SnapChat

https://youtu.be/qB8gDz8pVy4

Episode 44

The Dummies look over their shoulders at Astronomers Named Zane, Puppy Pounding Perverts, and Fast Flying Karate Crickets.

THIS WEEKS DUMB SH*T


Drunk Man Sexually Assaults Fiance’s Dog ‘Out of Anger’


.https://www.ibtimes.com/drunk-man-sexually-assaulted-fiancees-dog-out-anger-animal-euthanized-2784570


Florida Man Stabbed His Father, Hit Mother With Mug Because His Pork Chop Was ‘Too Acidic’


https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-stabs-father-pork-chop-acidic-1390032

Florida Man Tries to Start Naked Fight Club at Chic-Fil-A

https://www.local10.com/news/weird-news/florida-man-tries-to-start-naked-fight-club-at-chick-fil-a