This Week, the Dummies Play a Shell Game with Limb Lopping Leg Farmers, Scout Leaders and Wiener Beaters, and Hand Shake Shart Shows.
EPISODE 47
The Dummies Butt Dial Aunt Peggy about Prom Kings and Porn Queens, Racist Spelling Bee Champs, and Mushroom Tips for the Recently Deceased.
DUMB SH*T
The Coolest High School Ever
https://apple.news/AOcFz1JhfQ6KfPM5P5OFX3w
Buy a Vampire Facial, get HIV for Free!
https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/04/30/health/vampire-facial-hiv-cases-new-mexico-bn/index.html
Mushroom Tips for the Recently Deceased
https://apple.news/A_O8oUlltRv6hX1zOKI_N9w
Florida Gang Proves that you Can’t Spell ‘Racist Dumbass’ Without M-E-T-H
Episode 46
The Dummies Finish in the Primary with the Bennie Vann Auntie Jam, Dumpster Dancing Don McGuirk and the Eight Magazine Jerk Berzerk.
Karate, Stripping and Theft Lead to Arrest of Woman and Her Son at Walmart; Family Dog Let off With a Warning, then Most Likely Euthanized
https://apple.news/AzXCsZ5aSRT-MCJZDJ1h_3Q
Hero’s House Burned to the Ground by Never Happy Girlfriend who was Sidelined During Three-Way
https://apple.news/AdKm2ROBeRXW6GAN-pqTWXw
Moron Killed by Wife for Not Realizing Porn is Free on the Internet
https://people.com/crime/woman-convicted-shot-husband-over-pornography-channel/
Episode 45
This week, the Dummies go Balls Deep on Ikea Stools, Toilet Tasting Snapchat Sweeties, and Power Washing Porno Parents.
THIS WEEKS DUMB SH*T
Man sues parents over his massive pornography collection
https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-sues-parents-after-they-destroy-his-pornography-collection
This Poor Man Accidentally Got His Balls Trapped in an IKEA Stool
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/poor-man-accidentally-got-balls-142800760.html
Girl Gets Back at Overbearing Dad by Licking Airplane Toilet Seat on SnapChat
Episode 44
The Dummies look over their shoulders at Astronomers Named Zane, Puppy Pounding Perverts, and Fast Flying Karate Crickets.
THIS WEEKS DUMB SH*T
Drunk Man Sexually Assaults Fiance’s Dog ‘Out of Anger’
.https://www.ibtimes.com/drunk-man-sexually-assaulted-fiancees-dog-out-anger-animal-euthanized-2784570
Florida Man Stabbed His Father, Hit Mother With Mug Because His Pork Chop Was ‘Too Acidic’
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-stabs-father-pork-chop-acidic-1390032
Florida Man Tries to Start Naked Fight Club at Chic-Fil-A
Episode 43
The Dummies Get Into The “Thick” Of It With The Grooming Habits Of 1/2 Faced French Men, Colin Farrel’s Jumbo Dumbo, And Hunt For All The Dicks In Austin.
Episode 42
The Dummies Ask Jeeves About Tiny Coffins, Infected Sacks And Heart Attacks, Plus Special Guest TPC.. Yeah You Know Me.
