The Dummies look over their shoulders at Astronomers Named Zane, Puppy Pounding Perverts, and Fast Flying Karate Crickets.
THIS WEEKS DUMB SH*T
Drunk Man Sexually Assaults Fiance’s Dog ‘Out of Anger’

.https://www.ibtimes.com/drunk-man-sexually-assaulted-fiancees-dog-out-anger-animal-euthanized-2784570
Florida Man Stabbed His Father, Hit Mother With Mug Because His Pork Chop Was ‘Too Acidic’

https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-stabs-father-pork-chop-acidic-1390032
Florida Man Tries to Start Naked Fight Club at Chic-Fil-A
